Your name is Karkat Vantas, but most people just call you Kat for short. You are 9 sweeps old, and undeniably one hundred percent female. You don't know where this garbage about you supposedly being male came from, but if anyone brings it up, you are more than ready to UNLEASH A VERBAL SMACKDOWN THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE.
Anonymous sent: Who are your douchelord friends?
EXACTLY AS I’VE DESCRIBED THEM
DOUCHELORDS AND NOT EVEN WORTH MENTIONING AT THIS POINT IN TIME