capturedgenesis replied to your post:
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING LESS ABOUT THEM AND MORE ABOUT ME, LET’S FACE IT, THEY’RE BEYOND SAVING
Is There Anything I Could Do To Ease You
I
WELL
JUST
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, ALRIGHT, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND TO THINK OF SOMETHING THAT ISN’T UTTERLY RETARDED
ju2t 2ayiing ii2 all.
HOLD ON, I’M SEARCHING FOR A FUCK TO GIVE
WHOOPS!
CRITICAL ERROR! FUCK CANNOT BE FOUND! PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR QUERIES AGAIN IN A MANNER THAT WOULD BE MORE PRODUCTIVE FOR ALL OF US INVOLVED
ii’m riight here ya know.
AND YOUR POINT WOULD BE WHAT EXACTLY
SHOOSH
EXACTLY AS I’VE DESCRIBED THEM
DOUCHELORDS AND NOT EVEN WORTH MENTIONING AT THIS POINT IN TIME
THOSE NAMES OBVIOUSLY AREN’T BELONGING TO ANY TROLL WITH HALF A THINKPAN, SO I ASSUME YOU’LL MEAN THE HUMANS
I DON’T RECALL OF ANY GRUBGARGLING SAVAGES BY THOSE NAMES EXACTLY BUT AGAIN THEY SEEM STRIKINGLY SIMILAR TO OTHERS THAT I’VE ENCOUNTERED
NO, SERIOUSLY, IS THERE SOME JOKE THAT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING HERE OR
THEY SOUND SORT OF FAMILIAR BUT I DOUBT THAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME DOUCHELORD FRIENDS THAT I HAVE
APPARENTLY SO
I DON’T KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE
BUT NO, I STILL DON’T PLAY THEM
THE OTHERS CAN BE MANIPULATIVE LITTLE SHITSTAINS WHENEVER THEY FEEL LIKE IT AS LONG AS THEY DON’T KILL ANYONE OR INVOLVE ME IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
TERRIBLY SORRY, ANONBEAST, BUT WAS I AT ANY POINT ASKING FOR THESE SO-CALLED “MAGICAL ANONYMOUS MESSAGES”
RIDDLE ME THAT
I DIDN’T FUCKING THINK SO
GET SOME CREATIVITY BEFORE YOU TRY AND SADDLE ME WITH SOME SORT OF IDIOTIC HINDRANCE
(( No no no Kat, sweetie, that is not how we talk to kind anonfriends! Really, I’m sorry, but my muse is having none of that… Perhaps another time, though ))
OH, THAT’S JUST GREAT
MORE INCARNATIONS OF IDIOTIC PAST ME AND INFURIATING FUTURE ME THAT I MIGHT SOMEDAY RUN INTO
EXCEPT WITH EVEN MORE NAUSEATING VARIETY THROWN INTO THE MIX!
WHAT A SHITTY TWIST THAT IS!
SO WHO’RE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
YOU TYPE LIKE AN ANNOYING FRIEND OF MINE
i aaaam accepting it, okay. jeez, i think you’re even more of a grump as a girl! but that’s okay, i love you anyway!~
I BEG YOUR PARDON
JUST WHAT WAS THAT
YOU WHAT
HUMAN, YOU WOULDN’T KNOW THE FIRST DAMN THING ABOUT LOVING SOMETHING
I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN LOVE YOUR PET BARKBEAST OR WHATEVER ANIMALISTIC EQUIVALENT THEY HAVE ON EARTH
awww, but i want to give you a cute nickname!~ hehe, but i guess if you insist, kat. you’re no fun! >You pout a little.
IN CASE YOU HAVE FAILED TO NOTICE, I AM NOT EXACTLY THE TYPE TO ACCEPT NICKNAMES
I SUGGEST YOU EITHER ACCEPT THAT OR GET OUT OF MY SIGHT
That awkward moment when you see someone on your dash and get really excited all of a sudden thinking they’re online but then you realise that it’s just their queue…
W h o o p s
oh, then i’ll just call you kandy!~ is that all right? hehehe…
HOW HARD IS THE CONCEPT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT I HAVE TO WASTE THIS MUCH COGNITIVE ABILITY EXPLAINING IT TO YOU TIME AND AGAIN
NO JUST
GOD DAMN IT NO
iif your name ii2 ju2t kat, can ii refer two you a2 chatty kathy???? or doe2 thii2 qualiify for a 2iickle two the gut?
THAT DEFINITELY QUALIFIES FOR MY HANDS WRAPPED AROUND YOUR SKINNY NECK IN A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED STRANGLING
Oh, thank you. I eagerly await your teachings.
NOT A PROBLEM
YOU CLEARLY KNOW YOUR PLACE
IT’S SURPRISINGLY REFRESHING WHEN SPENDING SO MUCH TIME AROUND IGNORAMUS ASSHOLES DAY IN AND DAY OUT
SO WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
IT’S
JUST
KAT
IF YOU ADDRESS ME AS KARKAT, BE PREPARED FOR ME TO EITHER A: IGNORE YOU, OR B: SHOVE A SICKLE INTO YOUR GUT
OBSERVE
AND
OBEY
… WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE I HAVE BEEN SWALLOWING WAY TOO MUCH IMPERIAL PROPAGANDA
UGH
FORGET IT JUST SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT MY NAME, ALRIGHT?
GOT IT?
ARE WE CLEAR?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
CAN YOU COMPREHEND?
GOOD.
I’m afraid I haven’t. Could you possibly explain in a manner my feeble human thinkpan could comprehend?
I’D BE GLAD TO
TAKE NOTES, WRIGGLERS, THIS IS HOW YOU ADDRESS THE CREATORS OF YOUR UNIVERSE
If I may interject; your race shares far more qualities with insects than does mine.
I WAS USING THAT BRAND NEW THING CALLED SARCASM
MAYBE YOU’VE HEARD OF IT
